A friend of mine, with whom I play guitar, asked me last week if I was leading worship the following Sunday at my church.  I jokingly replied, “Sure am.  I plan on playing a little Sandi Patti, maybe some Michael W. Smith, you know… some of the top 40 worship songs.  Let’s see if we can pull it off.”

This was his reply.  “Alright, I’ll start feeding my guitar meat through the pickups to see if I can make it defecate the sonic turds needed to play Sandi Patti’s tunes!”

Just thought that was funny.